I like wearing oversized sweaters. Not because they’re extremely comfy and cuddly, but because whenever the sleeves are really big, I get to flop them around and smack people.

therealpitbull:

Lazy Froog and Doog by lesamb on Flickr.

therealpitbull:

Lazy Froog and Doog by lesamb on Flickr.

belleuosus:

Dubstep + violin

So i just stick my bum up in da air like dis and den I can chew on ma toy and let you stand and wait before i let you throw if for meeee coz dat’s fun!  
Ok she doesn’t talk like that but i’m sure that’s what she’s thinking…. 

So i just stick my bum up in da air like dis and den I can chew on ma toy and let you stand and wait before i let you throw if for meeee coz dat’s fun!  

Ok she doesn’t talk like that but i’m sure that’s what she’s thinking…. 

fakemustachepatrol:

My toast winked at me today.

fakemustachepatrol:

My toast winked at me today.

69-inch-penis:

excuse me but since when did music become this big competition about taste and stuff why can’t we just listen to what we want to if you like bieber go listen to him if you like led zeppelin go ahead listen to them if you like my chem go ahead listen to them fuck if you like sex sounds made by whales go ahead listen to it music is supposed to be fun